Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...– Maurice Sendak (via)
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power...– Groucho Marx (via gotbyouthblog)
You have one job: recording shit. If you just had to commit dereliction of duty, why did it have to be during the DAMNED SEASON PREMIERE OF GOSSIP GIRL?! Totally and completely unforgivable.
I changed the picture in this post to one of my actual Miss Piggy bank, if you’re interested (although I’m not sure why you would be).